Gossip Friday: Nick Cannon & Mimi Tie The Knot

At one of our faithful reader's request, I have decided to allow one day of the week to be dedicated to gossip.

Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the kick off of Gossip Fridays!

By now I am sure everyone has heard of the quicky wed between 'actor turn wannabe singer', Nick Cannon and 'singer still trying to turn actor', Mariah Carey.

The two reportedly have only been dating for a month. (Who knew!?!)

Earlier this week Mimi was spotted at the Tribeca Film Festival sporting a rock similar to the one given to Cannon's ex-fiance, Selita Ebanks. Another quick proposal that came only after 6 weeks of dating. (Anybody see a pattern here?) And now it has been confirmed that the two have tied the knot in a private ceremony at Mimi's recently purchased home in Eleuthera in the Bahamas.

So what do we make of all this? Well if we look at the history of celebs erratic behavior we can only draw one of the following conclusions:

A. Mimi is pregnant and took advice from preggers Beyonce who also forced her baby daddy into a quicky private wedding.

B. Mimi is still drunk from all the bubbly celebrations having had the No. 1 cd in the country for two weeks in a row and will be headed for divorce court next week when Madonna takes the No. 1 spot causing Mimi to sober up.

C. Mimi and Cannon are trying to hide the fact they both are bi, which in this day and age, does anybody still care?

D. Mimi is on her way to yet another breakdown.

Take your pick because any of the above makes for a great headline for next week's Gossip Friday!

Have a great weekend!